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    Congratulations! You Can Read!

    May 23, 2019 /
    So can most humans, but this is fairly modern.

    In the world today, approximately 86% of adults can read*, that is, they are literate. Writing, and the capacity to read that writing is undoubtedly one of the human species’ greatest achievements, and it’s difficult for those who can read to imagine a time when there was no such thing as writing a note to remind yourself to pick up milk at the grocery store*. Some might say it is a travesty that 14% of the world’s adults still cannot read. Perhaps it is, but it’s important to know how far we have come to get to this point.

    Despite being able to speak language for at least 35,000 years, and possibly as long as 100,000 to 200,000 years, the written word is a fairly modern invention. For most of human existence, most of us were illiterate. Starting around 3500 B.C. people invented writing, probably in Sumeria. Cuneiform was primarily used to manage public accounts and records as cities and civilization grew, and power became more bureaucratic. Only a few elite people learned how to read or write.

    Cuneiform writing from Sumeria.
    Cuneiform relief from the Museum of London.

    The first evidence of books, that is bound parchment between “covers” instead of scrolls that had been used for thousands of years prior, comes from the Roman Empire, and scholars have estimated that between 5-10% of those in the Roman world were literate*. After Rome fell, literacy plummeted, and it was not until the 1400’s with the invention of the Gutenberg Printing Press that literacy rates started to significantly increase again.

    In 1475 in Britain, literacy was approximately 5%, while in Italy it was approximately 15%, one of the highest known at that time in the world. By 1820, the world adult literacy rate had increased to only 12%. By 1900, it was still fairly low at 21%, but in the United States and parts of Europe, the rates were between 70% and 80% or higher. The rest of the world began to catch up in the 20th Century. Literacy for the world’s adults jumped to 68% in 1976 and continued to increase until our present levels of 86%.

    There are many reasons why literacy is important. Written language allows us to share knowledge across time and space more accurately. It increases the capacity for human invention by granting significantly more people access to learn, hone new ideas, and share those ideas with the world, which are then further refined by other people. When more people are thinking, reading, writing, and inventing ideas and tools, the better our all our lives become. Reading literature has also been shown to increase empathy for others. When we read a novel, and get to see the world through the perspective of a character who seems very different from ourselves, we learn they are very much like us after all.

    Importantly, writing has allowed me to share this very banal report with you, Dear Reader.

    — This has been your very banal report —


    Hover over any * to see some Extra Facts for Nerds within the article text.

    Check out this amazing interactive chart fromhttps://ourworldindata.org showing literacy rates by country from 1475!


    Learn more from the other sources (in addition to the above chart) used for this article:

    • https://ourworldindata.org/literacy
    • https://www.oecd-ilibrary.org/economics/how-was-life/education-since-1820_9789264214262-9-en
    • https://read.oecd-ilibrary.org/economics/how-was-life/literacy-by-years-of-schooling-completed-in-the-united-states-1947_9789264214262-table25-en#page1
    • https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/se.adt.litr.zs
    • https://www.hbs.edu/businesshistory/courses/resources/historical-data-visualization/Pages/details.aspx?data_id=31
    • https://academicpartnerships.uta.edu/articles/education/brief-history-of-literacy.aspx
    • https://www.ancient.eu/writing/
    • https://brewminate.com/books-brief-history-development-trends-and-current-technology/
    • https://www.history.com/topics/inventions/printing-press
    • https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/novel-finding-reading-literary-fiction-improves-empathy/?redirect=1
    • https://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/aug/23/literary-fiction-readers-understand-others-emotions-better-study-finds
    • Kaestle, Carl F. “The History of Literacy and the History of Readers.” Review of Research in Education 12 (1985): 11-53. http://www.jstor.org/stable/1167145
    • Curchin, Leonard A. “Literacy in the Roman Provinces: Qualitative and Quantitative Data from Central Spain.” The American Journal of Philology, vol. 116, no. 3, 1995, pp. 461–476. JSTOR, www.jstor.org/stable/295333
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    Notre Dame Cathedral Fire Does Not Claim Entire City!

    April 19, 2019 /

    If you haven’t heard, last Monday, a fire that started in the famed spire of the Notre Dame Cathedral raged for most of the day and nearly claimed the entire 800-year-old world treasure. Many believed it would be a devastating total loss, but miraculously, most of the damage was limited to the roof, and the spire itself which collapsed. The main structure of the Cathedral, its storied bell towers, pipe organ, and most of the treasures kept inside survived (thanks to a human chain to remove them). But was it miraculous?

    Short answer is no. But if a similar fire had started in any year, in any world city, prior to the 20th century, chances are the devastation would have gone far beyond the loss of a priceless architectural wonder of the world. Fires have devastated dense populations since humans have been building them. The fact that Notre Dame survived this fire is, like the building itself, a testament to human ingenuity. Better building materials, building procedures and codes, huamns learning from past mistakes. And of course, we cannot omit the bravery and skills of the more than 400 firefighters who spent over 9 hours risking their lives to save the building using state of the art technology created by nameless creative and hardworking people who have improved fire prevention and fighting through the ages with past fire events as their guide.

    Some of the worst fires in history have claimed thousands of lives, devastated acres of property, and destroyed irreplaceable treasures. Many of them were started when a ubiquitous home or business’s fire got out of hand (though don’t blame Mrs. O’Leary and her cow, that one was made up by a newspaperman looking to get eyeballs on his story), and quickly spread via the tinderbox materials cities have been built with until relatively recently. For instance, in 1212, 3,000 people were killed in London in the Great Fire of Southwark (the more deadly, but less famous London Fire). Last year, the city with the most (recorded) fire deaths was Moscow with 153 for the entire year. We’ve come a long way.

    — This has been your very banal report–

    For more facts about devastating fires in history, check out the great list of Top Most Famous Fires in History in the sources list, and the 2018 report by the International Association of Fire and Rescue Services for more stats about worldwide fires and fire-related deaths, along with the many other great sources we used for this report.

    1666 Fire of London Monument Closeup: Copyright The Banality Report 2018, photo taken by the Banana Prima on her trip to London last year.
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    1666 Fire of London Monument: Copyright The Banality Report 2018, photo taken by the Banana Prima on her trip to London last year.
    Learn more from the sources used for this article:
    • International Association of Fire and Rescue Services 2018 Report
    • Top 10 Most Famous Fires in History
    • https://www.cbsnews.com/live-news/notre-dame-cathedral-fire-cause-computer-glitch-rector-today-2019-04-19-live-updates/
    • https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/paris-firefighters-formed-human-chain-save-notre-dame-s-treasures-n996206
    • https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/as-flames-engulfed-notre-dame-a-fire-bridge-chaplain-helped-save-the-treasures-inside/2019/04/16/9b7b8fd8-5fcc-11e9-bf24-db4b9fb62aa2_story.html?utm_term=.21733fed87c7
    • https://nypost.com/2019/04/18/france-to-honor-firefighters-who-saved-notre-dame-cathedral/
    • https://notredamecathedralparis.com/history/
    • http://spdoors.com.au/a-short-history-of-fire-protection-and-safety-from-ancient-rome-to-today/
    • https://www.usfa.fema.gov/data/statistics/fire_death_rates.html

    Hover over any * to see some Extra Facts for Nerds within the article text.

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